“What do you do?”

Ok. I’ll be the first to admit it: I use my kids for my own amusement.

One night at dinner I whispered to my 5 year old, “Ask dad where his train is.” See, my husband is a mechanical engineer who works for a German bearing company. My husband doesn’t think the joke is funny and tells our daughter, “Mommy builds buildings.” So both of us are way off, but we chuckle. READ MORE